Welcome to Mile-High Airlines [Video]

Lifestyle advice can be overwhelming, and hard to take; but your choices have an impact on your sexual health. So, to soften the blow – let’s hear it straight from the lady’s lips. 

Here’s the Ladies Lips Guide to flying with ‘Mile-High AirLines’.

Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to Mile High Airlines.

Our destination today is Erectile Utopia. To ensure we achieve lift-off we need you to pay close attention to these simple procedures and we’ll have you flying high in no time.

Firstly, we’d like to remind all our passengers that smoking is discouraged on your journey to Erectile Utopia. Cigarette smoke may interfere with the smooth passage of the fuel to the engines of the plane, preventing lift off. So please extinguish all cigarettes immediately.

We’d like to thank all of our passengers for following the luggage guidelines. When Mile High Airline planes are carrying extra luggage they may struggle to achieve full elevation. We particularly encourage travellers to fill their suitcases with fruit, vegetables and high protein foods – these help our planes maintain a healthy balance… in the air.

If your plane today makes an unexpected stop on the way to Erectile Utopia, we ask that you please remember to remain calm. If our pilot experiences high levels of stress and anxiety, he may have trouble achieving take off.

In case of an emergency please request the attention of a doctor – do we have a doctor on board?So, thank you for flying with Mile High Airlines. Now sit back, buckle up and prepare for take-off. Estimated arrival time at Erectile Utopia is: imminent.

So, thank you for flying with Mile High Airlines. Now sit back, buckle up and prepare for take-off. Estimated arrival time at Erectile Utopia is: imminent.

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